Ass Man: a distinguished heterosexual gentleman who enjoys the sight, proximity, and touch of a woman's derriere. Not to be confused with the term used for Wal-Mart assistant managers... OR the license plate Kramer received on the series Seinfeld (meant for a proctologist).
A distinction is made between an Ass Man, and a tits and ass man. An Ass Man is a man whose favorite part of the female anatomy, to look at or play with, is the buttocks, in distinction to a tit-man or a tit(s) and ass man.
Similar in temperament to a Legs Man: A male whose primary sexual interest centers on womens' legs, sometimes in distinction to one who is interested in breasts or asses. "He's a leg man; he prefers legs to tits."
From personal observation, tits men seem extremely shallow, and manipulative - often pressuring their girlfriends to receive surgical augmentation. Leg and Ass men on the other hand are more interested in their partner's staying in good shape - often participating in the same athletic or exercise interests to maintain both good health, healthy body shape, and weight.
THAT's why I run, cycle, and kayak - not because I ENJOY avoiding traffic in the rain, but because I like the results... the physical health, and weight moderation. Green Lake, anyone?
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